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CHECK OUT THE CIRCUS IF THE MIND ON YOUTUBE

All the fun of a real circus (minus the cruelty to animals and clowns)

 
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FREAKELITE
BECOME ONE OF US

Welcome to the Circus of the mind

 

ABOUT US

We’ve all dreamt of running away to the circus, but what if that dream could come true? Well if you join us at The Circus of the Mind, you’ll embark on a journey of wonder and witness many strange, weird and unique things. So become one of us, here at FReak ELITE.

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FREAKELITE SERVICES

We Put Your knees First

Your knees are important to us. We pride ourselves in ensuring your knees are met, by us at the station and shown the attention and service they deserve. We also encourage you to let us take care of your cheese. If you have any cheese needs, the this is the place for you.

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SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*
IF BORN IN 1294


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CIRCUS GOODS

Everything from greeting cards to pieces of lard. Coffee mugs to dapper dressed slugs. Fetching ruck sacks to inspiring life hacks.

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DESIGNS TO SUIT EVERY INDIVIDUAL 

NO SHEEP ZONE

 

INVENTORY

What We Offer

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STUFF

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COOL STUFF

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COMMISSIONS AVAILABLE

 

OPENING HOURS

Come Visit

The circus of the mind is open 247 (except every last Tuesday of the month, if it’s a blue moon, and Watford are playing in the FA Cup against Bishop Storford).

 
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GET IN TOUCH

The circus of the Mind.

 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Discover if all this is just a part of your twisted imagination


CAN I VISIT THE CIRCUS OF THE MIND, AND CAN I BRING MY PET TOAD RALPHIE?

Everybody will eventually visit the circus of the mind, but in the meantime, you can peruse (view) what’s in store for you and Ralphie, by checking out the numerous visuals by clicking on the link, then  likIng and subscribing to our YouTube channel -https://youtube.com/channel/UCz5Cuvyytpg0mtErTNSNSBA

WHAT IF I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH FREAKELITE?

If you’re not satisfied with Freak Elite, you’re obviously not a true freak, so go fudge yourself.

ARE THERE ANY BENEFITS FOR FIRST-TIME CUSTOMERS?

Yes! If your name is Harold Bishop or Stephanie Beecham. You will receive a signed photo of our very own whistleblower Popeye Doyle