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FREAKELITE
BECOME ONE OF US

Welcome to the Circus of the mind

 

ABOUT US

We’ve all dreamt of running away to the circus, but what if that dream could come true? Well if you join us at The Circus of the Mind, you’ll embark on a journey of wonder and witness many strange, weird and unique things. So become one of us, here at FReak ELITE.

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FREAKELITE SERVICES

We Put Your knees First

Your knees are important to us. We pride ourselves in ensuring your knees are met, by us at the station and shown the attention and service they deserve. We also encourage you to let us take care of your cheese. If you have any cheese needs, the this is the place for you.

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SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*
IF BORN IN 1294


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CIRCUS GOODS

Everything from greeting cards to pieces of lard. Coffee mugs to dapper dressed slugs. Fetching ruck sacks to inspiring life hacks.

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DESIGNS TO SUIT EVERY INDIVIDUAL 

NO SHEEP ZONE

 

INVENTORY

What We Offer

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STUFF

Your heart’s desire

We supply everything from t shirts to bog brushes. Numerous designs to suit anybody who believes they were Benny Hill in a past life, or anybody who has a vowel in their name. We are that versatile.

COOL STUFF

A model village of Fatty Arbuckle’s secret hidden island base.

The Manic Street Teachers once bout a waffle maker from us and wrote this review. ‘We were over the moon with our purchase. That was until became sentient and tried relentlessly to turn us into waffles’.

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GRIN REAPER

He comes for us all in the end.

The Grin Reaper, he’s a card. 
He shows up when least expected, or sometimes expected. You shouldn’t fear him though, cause he’s only doing his job at the end of the day. His interests are grinning, winning and Rin Tin Tinning.

 

OPENING HOURS

Come Visit

The circus of the mind is open 247 (except every last Tuesday of the month, if it’s a blue moon, and Watford are playing in the FA Cup against Bishop Storford).

 
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GET IN TOUCH

The circus of the Mind.

 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Discover if all this is just a part of your twisted imagination


CAN I VISIT THE CIRCUS OF THE MIND, AND CAN I BRING MY PET TOAD RALPHIE?

Everybody will eventually visit the circus of the mind, but in the meantime, you can peruse (view) what’s in store for you and Ralphie, by checking out the numerous visuals. These can be seen by following @ therealfreakelite on the instagram ( not to be mistaken with instagran, that’s a whole different social media platform).

WHAT IF I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH FREAKELITE?

If you’re not satisfied with Freak Elite, you’re obviously not a true freak, so go fudge yourself.

ARE THERE ANY BENEFITS FOR FIRST-TIME CUSTOMERS?

Yes! If your name is Harold Bishop or Stephanie Beecham. You will receive a signed photo of our very own whistleblower Popeye Doyle