CHECK OUT THE CIRCUS IF THE MIND ON YOUTUBE
All the fun of a real circus (minus the cruelty to animals and clowns)
FREAKELITE
BECOME ONE OF US
Welcome to the Circus of the mind
FREAKELITE SERVICES
We Put Your knees First
Your knees are important to us. We pride ourselves in ensuring your knees are met, by us at the station and shown the attention and service they deserve. We also encourage you to let us take care of your cheese. If you have any cheese needs, the this is the place for you.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED*
IF BORN IN 1294
CIRCUS GOODS
Everything from greeting cards to pieces of lard. Coffee mugs to dapper dressed slugs. Fetching ruck sacks to inspiring life hacks.
DESIGNS TO SUIT EVERY INDIVIDUAL
NO SHEEP ZONE
INVENTORY
What We Offer
STUFF
COOL STUFF
COMMISSIONS AVAILABLE
OPENING HOURS
Come Visit
The circus of the mind is open 247 (except every last Tuesday of the month, if it’s a blue moon, and Watford are playing in the FA Cup against Bishop Storford).
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Discover if all this is just a part of your twisted imagination
CAN I VISIT THE CIRCUS OF THE MIND, AND CAN I BRING MY PET TOAD RALPHIE?
Everybody will eventually visit the circus of the mind, but in the meantime, you can peruse (view) what’s in store for you and Ralphie, by checking out the numerous visuals by clicking on the link, then likIng and subscribing to our YouTube channel -https://youtube.com/channel/UCz5Cuvyytpg0mtErTNSNSBA
WHAT IF I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH FREAKELITE?
If you’re not satisfied with Freak Elite, you’re obviously not a true freak, so go fudge yourself.
ARE THERE ANY BENEFITS FOR FIRST-TIME CUSTOMERS?
Yes! If your name is Harold Bishop or Stephanie Beecham. You will receive a signed photo of our very own whistleblower Popeye Doyle